Not acknowledging a hello:

It's common courtesy that if someone says hello, you answer back. You do that to me once once I'll let it slide 'cause we all have bad days. A second time will be noted. The third time it happens get ready to get a visit from my friend The Silent Treatment. The only way to combat this quiet killer is with a simple hello, then all is forgotten.

Here is my arch nemesis Kal-El the human lying machine. He keeps on going on about stuff he knows nothing about. The worse part of it that he thinks everything he says makes sense.

Sure we're a team, and we should dress alike. However this little get-up designed by B-Bert made us look ridiculous. Despite my strongest convictions he convinced me to try it on against my will. Next thing I know our pictures are in the Worst Dressed list in the National Enquirer.

People have said that I look like Vin Deisel, Marlon Brando, Charlie Sheen and even that black buy from the TV show Hang Time. However I feel that the person who ressembles me is none other than attorney Chris Jenkins. I can't tell you how many times he got me out of super hero lawsuits. You save a girl from a burning building and she gets upset because I didn't give her time to change. Well sorry...not!

If you happen to be around me and somebody asks me a question, don't you dare cut me off to answer for me. Unless that person is crossed-eyed they are talking to ME!